IF / THEN
My hot takes on the day's news ...
IF …
Rachel Gunn - aka B-Girl Raygun - had laughed at herself along with everyone else after that Olympic breakdancing performance (can we even it that) …
THEN …
She would be a cult hero. But critics to be slammed as misogynists was a big mistake. Aussies love a larrikin and will champion an anti-hero, but we don’t rate people who take themselves so seriously. Especially not when they dance like that!
IF …
The Teals think Peter Dutton is racist, which he is not, …
THEN …
Just wait until they find out how the Egyptians, Jordanians, and Lebanese feel about the Palestinians.
IF …
Kamala Harris wants to be able to kill babies up until to the moment of birth; wants to indoctrinate children in to an ideology of self-harm and confusion; wants to release violent criminals onto the streets; and wants to destroy national sovereignty by allowing millions of undocumented migrants from all over the world to cross into the USA …
THEN …
You’d vote for Donald Trump no matter what you think of him personally, wouldn’t you?
IF …
We want everybody to have religious freedom except ourselves, and praise every tradition apart from our own, and champion every belief system apart from the one that got us here …
THEN …
We might as well just start learning Mandarin (or the Shahada) now.
IF …
Leftists say there is no such thing as gender …
THEN …
Why do they insist that gender identity is the most important thing in the world?
IF …
The Albanese Government is “wiping” $3b of student debt …
THEN …
I have questions.
Where does the debt go when they “wipe” it?
Can the Albanese Government “wipe” my credit card debt? Ad if not, why not?
Why doesn’t Treasurer Jim Chalmers “wipe” the national debt so we can be a prosperous country again?
IF …
You put lipstick and make up on XY Chromosomes …
THEN …
Do they suddenly transform into XX chromosomes? Asking for a friend.
It’s interesting, isn’t it? Imane Khelif could have simply released his medical records proving that he was a she. But he decided to put lipstick on instead.
It’s also interesting that the same woke mob who continually tell us to avoid gender stereotypes revert straight back to gender stereotypes when trying to prove their woke ideology.
Honestly, at this point, it’s reminiscent of a really great South Park skit.
IF …
As reported by the BBC, Joe Biden told an election rally today that Kamala Harris will make “one hell of a president” …
THEN …
Never a truer word has been spoken
IF …
Misinformation is when Leftists insist a man can be a woman …
THEN …
Disinformation is when Leftists insist that a man can be a woman and retain no physical advantage over a biological woman, thus qualifying him to win gold as a female at the Olympics.
And our E-Safety Commissioner is absolutely committed to tackling mis and disinformation, right? Right?
IF …
You have to choose from this list of 9 pronouns when applying to work for the Kamala Harris election campaign team …
THEN …
What happens if you identify as bruh/brutha? Or re/tard?
But seriously, I suspect Harris is going to win the presidential election on two issues - abortions and gender theory. Because half of America is either morally bankrupt, or completely insane.
IF …
It’s true that a Democrat appointed Secret Service agent really is being investigated after leaving a Trump Event to breastfeed …
THEN …
I’m just wondering what his name is.
Yes and so well spoken as ever. If genitals do not define gender, then why does removing them affirm it?
I just read that a petition on change.org calling for an investigation into the selection of “ray gun” for the olympics, suggesting there might have been an ethical issue in her selection, has been deleted. It had so far amassed 75,000 signatures. Far too many haters it seems…. 🤦🏽♂️🤷🏻♂️
It strikes that the west is bending over for every other culture, which is not having to excuse or comply to anything, totally unaware that it is about to get impaled in a very ugly manner. England is just the beginning…
Enoch Powell, Douglas Murray, Tommy Robinson…. Would all be hating to admit they were right…
Luv it ! 🤣👍