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PezR's avatar

Love it, James.

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Bella's avatar

The 3am closing time for pubs is not about alcohol, it’s actually about the pokies - Insights from a security guard the govt profit millions between 12-3am while poor addicts throw away their money on these machines. Also I believe some late night news hosts also benefit from pubs being open late to meet people, may have met one very late one night a few years ago. πŸ˜‰

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Aili Holyland's avatar

Katie Perty has polished off at least a hog head of coolaid to partner with the Trudeau boy.

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John Coe's avatar

I apologise for my absence of late. I shall try and catch up! Do I have to write a 100 lines: I shall not miss Macpherson's post again!

I do like the If/Then. format. This edition is extremely apposite. We all knew/know how it will end with Hamas and its Arab sponsors.

Cheers.

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Christine's avatar

A winner once again. Thanks James. πŸ†

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Jillian Stirling's avatar

If I never saw or heard anything about Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau, the King’s younger son and his wife …. Then that would be too soon.

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June Hensley's avatar

I agree!

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debbie wiener's avatar

We all know What Katy did Next…

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June Hensley's avatar

Thank you, James. Another very concise summary of the blindness many have to the contradictions of their words and actions.

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Llanipsa's avatar

IF

"Y" is a crooked letter,

THEN

"Z" is no better!

Sorry James, but I couldn't top yours this time!

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James Macpherson's avatar

If ever I get stuck, I'll be sure to use that.

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Margaret's avatar

Totally agree with comment below!

Thanks James - what a world we live in!

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Karen Johns's avatar

I love these articles. So good James.

IF

you keep up the great watching, reading, listening and writing,

THEN

we get to know what’s going on and have a laugh at the same time.

Thank you!!!

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Llanipsa's avatar

I agree. Let him be sleepless and brain washed. I need my nanna naps to be uncomplicated.

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Karen Johns's avatar

James is too smart to be brainwashed and he’s sharing his knowledge and entertaining us at the same time. It’s a privilege and I appreciate the effort.

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James Macpherson's avatar

I support North Melbourne so I must have been brainwashed at some point

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Karen Johns's avatar

I’ve been an NRL Bulldogs supporter for my whole life and I feel your pain but there’s hope somewhere down the line. πŸ˜‚

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