IF / THEN

Things that occur to me as I read the news ...

James Macpherson

Feb 05, 2025

IF …

The Democrats initiated impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump yesterday …

THEN …

The only surprise is that they took 17 days to do it!

Rep. Al Green announced he was filing to impeach President Trump for “dastardly deeds proposed and for dastardly deeds done” which I think means dirty deeds done dirty cheap, or something like that.

Or maybe they mean that Trump tied a damsel in distress to railroad tracks, Snidely Whiplash style.

IF …

Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes Elon Musk "is one of the most unintelligent billionaires I’ve ever seen" …

THEN …

I can’t wait until she comes up with a rocket that will take humans to Mars.

But seriously, pick the idiot.

Is it the richest man on Earth who is currently busy pioneering AI, building self-driving EV's, and finding a way to colonise Mars?

Or, is it the former bar tender who thinks Socialism hasn't really been tried, but will totally work this time?

This is like the most uncoordinated guy at your local LA Fitness suggesting that Steph Curry sucks at basketball.

IF …

Anti-Semitism has no place in Australia as we are continually told by our political leaders …

THEN …

How was it that 22-year-old Sydney woman Yasmin Mansour was found guilty of sending this message to a Jewish school …

“You are the children of Satan.
“…get cancer and die a slow, painful death.
“Enjoy your day. I hope it’s your last.
“Praise Hitler. If only he was here to continue the mass destruction of your bloodline.”

… and yet had no conviction recorded?

IF …

You want evidence of just how ideologically nuts the Democrats are …

THEN …

Think about this. They tried last night to shut down Rep. Nancy Mace for saying "tranny" during a hearing on women’s rights.

Mace, quite rightly responded …

"Tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't really care. You want penises in women's bathrooms and I'm not going to have it. No thank you. It's disgusting."

Mentally ill narcissists who want to shower with 12 year old girls should not get to dictate language to the rest of us normals.

IF …

The Biden Administration didn't pay the press to say nice things about them …

THEN …

Nobody would!

It has been revealed that the Biden Administration used USAID, the agency whose purpose is to administer the funding of international aid, to fund a left wing media organisations that continually praised the Democrats while attacking Trump.

USAID channelled millions of dollars to the BBC, Politico and the New York Times.