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James Macpherson
Jan 15, 2026
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IF …

Donald Trump exclusively eats McDonalds when travelling because he knows what he’s going to get so it’s safe …

THEN …

that’s the one health tip I didn’t have on my bingo card! Then again, he’s about to turn 80 and has more energy than most … so maybe the Golden Arches deserve more respect.

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