If Life Was a Road Trip, Would You Put These Guys Behind the Wheel?
Fetterman introduces Biden, and we are all confused
I wouldn’t say American leadership is bad. It’s diabolical.
Here is how Senator John Fetterman introduced US President Joe Biden at the weekend …
“And now I’m standing next to the president again, next to a collapsed bridge here.
“And he is here to commit to work with the governor and the, the, delegadation to make sure we get this fixed quick, fast, as well too.
The best that can be said for that monologue is that neither the US President himself nor anyone else in the delegadation could have said it any better.
While Biden and Fetterman sound incomprehensible to the average American, they no doubt have the most interesting conversations with each other.
I put Fetterman’s speech into Google Translator, and my phone burst into flames!
It wasn’t all bad, though.
When Fetterman said he was standing “next to the President, next to a collapsed bridge” I thought that was a pretty astute comparison.
But it got worse …
“This is a president that is committed to infructure. Yeah. And then on top of that, the jewel, uh, what, I kind of what law of the infreshture, infrec, infruct, imfresshion, bill, that is going to make sure that there is gunna be bridges all across like this all across America getting rebuilt.”
It takes a lot to make Biden look semi-coherent. Fetterman manages to accomplish the feat.
I think it’s pretty obvious by now that just like it’s infruct, imfresshion, infructure … America is in decline.
A Senator dressed in a suit and tie that looks very much like shorts and a hoodie is completely incomprehensible, as he introduces a house plant who barely knows where he is.
And the media behave like this is normal.
The way things are going, it is not impossible to imagine a 2024 election won by a Biden-Fetterman ticket with Ozzy Osbourne as the White House spokesperson.
Why do Democrats insist on putting cognitively impaired people into power?
The US is led by an 80-year-old president who gets lost and goes wandering every time he gives a speech, and special-needs senators like John Fetterman who can barely complete sentences.
It’s cruel to laugh too much at Fetterman’s performances. He did, after all, suffer a debilitating stroke. But isn’t that the point? Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping are eyeing off the globe while the US is led by stroke victims and dementia sufferers
If you were on a road trip and it was someone else’s turn to take the wheel you would never, in a million years, put Biden or Fetterman in the driver’s seat.
And yet they are driving the United States of America right now. What does it say about the Democrats and the mainstream media that they seem to believe this is a good thing?
Thanks James. That got me laughing to start the day right.
There doesn’t seem to be any surprises in politics anymore and we have been conditioned to accept the weirdness of those in power. On the upside though, we have stacks of hilarious material for the James Macpherson Report.
I can’t guarantee much, but I can guarantee this, the next 12 months of US politics is going to be extremely entertaining to watch!
Biden actually meant to say
“God save the Queen’s” 🌈