How the conversation goes ...

Activist: Men can be women!

Conservative: Huh?

Activist: (Chanting) Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women.

Conservative: Er, they’re actually not. Gender is a biologi …

Activist: And men can get pregnant!

Conservative: Wait. What?

Activist: And men can have periods!

Conservative: (Turning to a friend) Listen to him. He thinks men can have periods.

Activist: Don’t misgender me.

Conservative: Mis … what … huh?

Activist: My pronouns are they/them.

Conservative: That doesn’t make grammatical sense.

Activist: Grammar is a tool of oppression.

Conservative: Ok, now you’re just being …

Activist: Transgendered women must be allowed to play women’s sport

Conservative: … being unfair. Biological men have physical advanta …

Activist: I don’t think your employer is going to be happy when he finds out he has a transphobic bigot on his staff.

Conservative: I’m not a bigot. I was just …

Activist: Why are you so fixated on this?

Conservative: Me? You were the one who …

Activist: You’re only interested in dividing people.

Conservative:  No I’m just …

Activist: Children are killing themselves because of conversations like this . Do you want the blood of vulnerable children on your hands? Well, do you?

Conservative: