Greta Goes to Gaza

BREAKING: Hamas has agreed to an immediate surrender on condition that Greta Thunberg is immediately returned to Europe.

The terror group’s leader, Haid D’Salaami, said he was willing to face trial in Jerusalem rather than put up with Sweden’s narcissistic goblin of doom.

But the offer was put on hold after an intervention by Ireland’s Prime Minister, Whisky McNugget.

The Irish leader said Greta must remain in Gaza, but that if Hamas didn’t surrender by Monday …