Gender Confused Barbie Hits the Shelves

But who exactly was clamouring for a transgendered Barbie in the first place?

TRANSGENDER Barbie is now available for purchase.

Toy giant Mattel announced that they ‘couldn’t be more excited’ about the trans doll.

Well of course.

What could be more exciting than a doll, realising he was a Barbie trapped in a Ken’s body, finally being able to exist as her authentic plastic self?

A Mattel spokesperson said the transgendered children’s doll highlighted diversity and inclusion and acceptance and … blah, blah … you know the drill.

Mattel did not clarify whether it was a pre-op, or post-op Barbie.

And, honestly, it would have been impolite to ask.

But the announcement immediately raised questions as to how anyone would know the new Barbie was transgendered. The dolls have never had genitalia.

Is trans Barbie just Ken with breasts and a wig?

Or is it regular Barbie, but taller and with larger hands and feet? And an Adam’s apple.

Speaking of Ken, he has apparently friend-zoned the trans Barbie. What a transphobe.

The truth is that once the transgendered Barbie is unpacked from ze’s (or is it zir’s) packaging, it's just a barbie with no genitals.

So it’s hard to think of this as anything but unwanted virtue signalling from a toy company wanting to sell plastic rubbish to hollow liberal Wokes …