From Greens Leader to Garden Compost

From the Yarra to the Sea, Melbourne is finally free

The Greens leader is compost. That’s right, Adam Bandt is now Adam Mulch.

Sure the Liberals lost the election. And yes, the country has been doomed to three - maybe six - more years of Anthony Albanese. But every cloud has a silver lining!

The hateful, divisive Greens leader Adam Bandt today conceded defeat in the seat of Melbourne which he had held since 2010.

His demise ends 15 years of climate hysteria, identity politics and woke nonsense.

Comrade Bandt emboldened male fetishists to incite violence against women who refuse their intrusion into female spaces, roles and sports.

But never mind. His pronouns are now was/were …