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Five Reasons Prince Harry Should Be Kicked To the Curb

Five Reasons Prince Harry Should Be Kicked To the Curb

Why a lot would be added if Harry was subtracted

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Dec 13, 2023
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King Charles should kick his youngest son out of the Royal Family; and he should do it yesterday.

Let me give you five reasons …

1. Harry Would Be Happier If Harry Wasn’t a Royal

Prince Harry is not known as the ‘Ginger Whinger’ for nothing.

He has done nothing but cry and complain for the past five years about how oppressive it is to be a member of the Royal Family.

He doesn’t like the expectations. He doesn’t like the paparazzi. He doesn’t like the duties. He doesn’t like the other people. He doesn’t like much about being a Royal at all.

He left the country, for goodness sake!

So give Prince Harry what he wants. Give him the privacy he desires. Make him anonymous. Kick him to the curb, lovingly I mean.

It’s only by taking the Ginger out of the Royal Family that you’ll take the Whinger out of the Ginger.

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