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Fighting Artificial Intelligence with Natural Stupidity

Kamala Harris is the hope of the humanity

James Macpherson
May 23, 2023
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Experts are warning that artificial intelligence threatens to upend life as we know it.

Some of the world’s best minds – from Elon Musk to the late Stephen Hawking – have labelled AI a “profound risk to society and humanity” that could have “catastrophic” effects.

The good news is that the warnings have not gone unheeded.

The Biden Administration announced last week it would act to ensure artificial intelligence does not replace humanity. The bad news is that Kamala Harris will be in charge of humanity’s response.

The fate of humanity rests with an idiot. We are doomed.

Some argue that Biden might as well have given the job to a bucket of milk.

Harris keeping us safe from AI? She’d be flat out spelling AI.

But maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to judge.

The Biden Administration might be demonstrating real genius here. What better way to combat artificial intelligence than with natural stupidity? And who better for the role than Kamala Harris?

Harris has clearly been chosen to confuse the AI. Listening to her speak, the AI will go into an infinite recursive loop trying to figure out why she was chosen for this critical role.

It’s a choice so irrational that AI could never have predicted it.

As America’s AI Csar, Cackles Harris will negotiate standards of best practice with the smartest minds in the tech world.

You can only imagine how much bosses at Microsoft, Google and ChatGPT are looking forward to the experience of being lectured about technology by Kamala Harris

Elon Musk isn’t convinced. He tweeted this week …

“Maybe someone who can fix their own WiFi router wouldn’t be too much to ask."

Harris’ audition for sorting out AI was sorting out America’s southern border.

If she does even half as well in her new role protecting the world from artificial intelligence, then I guess robots will be taking over the world after all.

Kamala Harris to protect the world from artificial intelligence?

With this Biden Administration, the jokes write themselves.

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Pamela Aldridge
May 23Liked by James Macpherson

Great part of a new comedy act! this could ‘seriously’ be Kamala’s next job after VP. No material needed she could just be herself.

Imagine feeding into ChatGP all her speeches to get a final summation 🤣

James, love, ‘ the flailing arms, oh! that’s how she tosses her word salad.’ Priceless indeed!

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Kent
May 23Liked by James Macpherson

“Bucket of milk” 😂😂😂

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