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Christian Guy Dodges a Bullet When Woke Karen Ditches Him at the Altar

Christian Guy Dodges a Bullet When Woke Karen Ditches Him at the Altar

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Some say Ben Mezzenga dodged a bullet when he was jilted at the altar. I say he dodged a rocket propelled grenade!

The finale of the Netflix dating series made headlines this week when Ben’s love match, woke drama queen Sara Carlton, ditched him on their wedding day.

Sara waited until they were standing at the altar - in front of all their family and friends - before she announced that she could not marry someone who wasn’t a complete woketard like herself.

Rather than reply “I do” to the wedding vows, Sara told her fiancé …

“I’m sorry, but I don’t want that to be misunderstood. I still love you and everything about you is amazing. And I care about you so much …

But …

But, Ben didn’t even have a view on the Black Lives Matter movement!

How could she marry a dude who hadn’t completely reorganised his life in light of a fraudulent money grab by socialists?

I mean, could you?

But worse, Ben went to a church that believed homosexuality was a sin!

That’s, like, so gay.

And worst of all? Ben never even took the …

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