"But Everybody Doesn't Have a Cervix," said Everybody with a Cerebral Cortex.
A cancer charity is advertising its screening services to “everybody with a cervix”.
But only women have a cervix. Everybody with a cerebral cortex knows this.
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“Maxing out the 💳 credit card...”. Haha funny 😆😂😂😂🤣🥲🤣
But so true!
Oh crap. Now I have to Google if I have a cerebral cortex too!