British Man Reveals How He Got Pregnant

How’s this for a Daily Mail newspaper headline …

“Fourth British man to give birth reveals how he did it”

I’m going to take a wild guess.

Drum roll …

He’s a she!

The article goes on to say …

“Malachi Clarke, who lives in Tilehurst in Berkshire, was born female …”

Aaaaaaaand there it is.

Turns out Malachi producing large gametes and then invite a bloke’s small gametes in before carrying the baby 9 months and pushing it out of her vagina.

Given ‘he’ is actually a woman, this is hardly a newsworthy medical phenomena.

Boo!

Talk about an anti-climax.

I kid you not. Every single time I read one of these stories about a dude giving birth, I discover he’s actually a she.

They all turn out to be female.

Every bloody time! It’s such a let down.

I do like how the Daily Mail promote Malachi as the fourth British man to give birth. As if this a phenomena happening all around the world.

Relax. No men, anywhere, are giving birth to anything. But a few of the ladies with gender dysphoria are.

The Daily Mail is undeterred by logic, science or integrity.

They marvel at the fact that …

“Despite legally registering as male in 2021 and receiving his gender recognition certificate, he (Malachi) is registered as the mother on his son's birth certificate.

“This anomaly means Malachi is both legally male and legally female simultaneously.”

Newsflash. A gender recognition certificate is less useful than a bra after a needless double mastectomy. It’s not holding up anything.

‘He’ is registered as the mother because the baby grew in ‘his’ womb and came out of ‘his’ vagina!

All of which makes ‘him’ a …