Australian Farmer Faces Jail for Upsetting a Mythical Serpent

The Progressive Left insist that Jesus doesn’t exist, God is a spaghetti monster, and Christians are stupid.

The Progressive Left also insist that the Dreamtime Rainbow Serpent must be respected as a sacred belief, and that anyone disrespecting the imaginary snake should be imprisoned.

It’s incredible how the Progressive Left pick and choose, but conservatives are the bigots!

I wish I was exaggerating. But news this week of a West Australian farmer facing jail for upsetting the Rainbow Serpent shows just how pagan our secular culture has become.

(Pro tip: Secularism always leads back to paganism)

Tony Maddox’s mistake was to build a creek crossing on his property in West Australian town of Toodyay without considering the impact it might have on spirits in the region.