"A Well Meaning, Elderly Man With a Poor Memory"

The report that damned Joe Biden

Joe Biden is too senile to prosecute, yet still competent to run the United States.

That’s what we are expected to believe after a Special Council report found the President to be …

“A well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.”

Wow!

The Trump team just found their campaign line!

The Special Counsel report concluded it would be pointless to prosecute Biden for keeping classified documents at his home after finishing his term as Obama’s Vice President since a jury would be unlikely to convict him.

Biden, 81, could not remember - even within years - when he became Vice President, or when he finished.

Nor would he remember when his son Beau died.

A jury, the report concluded, would have too much “sympathy” for the elderly man to convict him of any wrongdoing.

Of course, it begs the question, if Biden cannot be considered fit to stand trial, how is it that he retains the nuclear codes in his back pocket?

Or are they in his top pocket?

Or are they in his bedside draw?

Or did he leave them on the kitchen table?

You get the idea.

Biden rejected the depiction of him as a doddery old man, boasting that he had spent two days being interviewed by the Special Counsel right after the October 7 terror attack on Israel.

He told journalists …

“I was so determined to give the Special Counsel what they needed that I went forward with five hours of in-person interviews over two days on October 8th and 9th of last year, even though Israel had just been attacked on October 7th and I was in the middle of handling an international crisis.”

This is hardly cause for comfort.

It begs the question, if the President of the United States was not needed in the immediate aftermath of an international crisis, who was really running things?

‘Don’t worry Joe, you meet with the Special Counsel, we’ll handle the Middle East.’

And now he’s running for re-election.

You’ll remember that in 2020 the Democrats hid Joe Biden in the basement so that he wouldn’t say sill things.

Throughout his term as President, White House minders have carefully curated his public appearances, even giving him cue cards so that he remembers his own name.

President Joe Biden is a dunce. And his Vice President Kamala Harris is a clown.

It’s farcical.

The Special Counsel’s report will strengthen calls for Biden to be replaced by someone with firing neurons.

But it’s hard to believe those really running the country will want to replace the house plant sitting in the Oval Office.

They will insist that Biden is mentally astute, even as he struggles to remember which hole to cover with a tissue as he blows his nose.

A well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory is, after all, much easier to control.

Biden held a press conference today to reassure everybody that he was up to the job, telling them …

“I’m well-meaning and I’m an elderly man and I know what the hell I’m doing! I’m President and I put this country back on its feet! My memory is fine.”

And then, just minutes later, talking about the conflict in Gaza, he referred to Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi as the “president of Mexico”.

Oh dear.